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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

MY LIFE IN INK --

I want you to know that the ceiling fan is up and running in the kitchen. It took us between four and five hours. For someone who may be used to putting those things up, it probably wouldn't take but a couple of hours at the most.

The problem is we keep dropping those tiny little screws. And the screws have locknuts that have to be put on too. They're even tinier. So we spent a good extra hour down on our hands and knees looking for little pieces of metal.

But it's up and we are enjoying the cool breezes in the kitchen.

The repair is coming along great with the carport. But that's being done by a pro who knows what he's doing. We're just watching. In amazement.

Quint and I have determined that we should just stick with what we're good at and not even try to become something else.

Quint spent his career years as a research chemist. I have been a legal secretary, then got my paralegal certificate, then went back to school to get a masters in psychology. Then I became a mental health counselor. Now I am doing some counseling/coaching over the phone.

Eventually the insurance companies will realize that we have changed our address and that will be the end of our retirement. But that's okay. It's what I love doing. That, and writing. And Quint will continue his accounting for the practice -- something he picked up after he retired from chemistry.

Today I'm going to make sugar free frozen peach preserves. That's a good project for an afternoon that threatens to be 90 degrees outside.

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SORRY TO HEAR THAT ROBIN ROBERTS HAS BREAST CANCER

She just announced the cancer on this morning's show with Diane Sawyer on Good Morning America. Early detection counts very much with breast cancer, so let's pray that she did, indeed, catch the cancer/lump early enough to treat the cancer aggressively.

Read here: http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3430554

In the meantime, we can all keep Robin in our prayers for a healthy, speedy recovery.

If you'd like to send her a message, you can do so at the link provided above.

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WOW! CBS REALLY ON THE DOWNWARD SLIDE

A year ago the net income was $781 million.

This year, in the second quarter, a comparable figure is $404 million.

So what's going on, do you suppose?

Maybe -- just maybe -- thinking people don't like to be spoonfed opinions from reporters and/or anchors.

Whatever happened to the days when journalists would just report what was going on instead of delivering an editorial and calling it news.

Big surprise that people get turned off and then turn off their sets.

And then the liberals say the news isn't fair and balanced. What are they saying? That the audience is not being fair because we don't listen to the garbage that the liberal media warlords are putting out there?

And now, the liberals are saying they're going to launch a campaign to write letters to the advertisers on Fox News and try to get them to withdrawn their advertising money from Fox News shows.

Well, I say that can work both ways. It's possible that a whole bunch of people will start writing the sponsors and advertisers on Fox News and thank them for supporting the shows we watch.

That seems fair.

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LOVE STORY: PETER AND EDNA -- from Alice Stubbe

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.  One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.  He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be
mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act
displays sound mindlessness. The bad news is, Ralph, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home ?"

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HANDY LITTLE CHART   -- from Brenda Moore
God has a positive answer to your questions:
YOU SAY
GOD SAYS
BIBLE VERSES
You say: "It's impossible"
God says: All things are possible
(Luke 18:27)
You say: "I'm too tired"
God says: I will give you rest
(Matthew 11:28-30)
You say: "Nobody really loves me"
God says: I love you
(John 3:1 6 & John 3:34 )
You say: "I can't go on"
God says: My grace is sufficient
(II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)
You say: "I can't figure things out"
God says: I will direct your steps
(Proverbs 3:5- 6)
You say: "I can't do it"
God says: You can do all things
(Philippians 4:13)
You say: "I'm not able"
God says: I am able
(II Corinthians 9:8)
You say: "It's not worth it"
God says: It will be worth it
(Roman 8:28 )
You say: "I can't forgive myself"
God says: I Forgive you
(I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
You say: "I can't manage"
God says: I will supply all your needs
(Philippians 4:19)
You say: "I'm afraid"
God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear
(II Timothy 1:7)
You say: "I'm always worried and frustrated"
God says: Cast all your cares on ME
(I Peter 5:7)
You say: "I'm not smart enough"
God says: I give you wisdom
(I Corinthians 1:30)
You say: "I feel all alone"
God says: I will never leave you or forsake you
(Hebrews 13:5)
   
7:18 am 

Monday, July 30, 2007

MY LIFE IN INK --

It's been a busy weekend. On Saturday I made sugar-free freezer strawberry jam. And picked up 15 ears of corn which I made into niblets for the deep freeze. Then I made some sugar-free corn relish, a favorite of Quint's and me. And since Quint is diabetic, I make a lot of sugar-free food for us.

Actually I'm very proud of Quint. He's one of the 15% of the diabetic population who is compliant with medical advice. Can you believe that 85% of diabetics do not comply with their doctors' advice?

We went to our new church home on Sunday morning. It's not the same as the church we had really really liked in Tinley Park. But change is inevitable in life and I have no doubt that this new church will be just fine once we get to know the folks.

Today the carpenter is coming over to begin repairs on the carport. It appears that someone, probably the former owner, kind of ran into the back wall of the carport. Didn't do a great deal of damage -- just nudged the wall out a bit. So the carpenter is going to replace that wall, and make a 4' closet in that will go the entire width of the carport. That will give us room to put all our lawn toys, bikes and golf clubs. He's also going to put a nice big door on the closet with a lock on it.

This afternoon we are going to put in a ceiling fan in the kitchen. I had one in the condo and miss not having one here. That's especially true now that the summer harvests are coming in. I made a sauna in my kitchen on Saturday.

Just wait until I start making tomato sauce and get my 21-quart canner bubbling.

But for now, let's see what's going on in the world.

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CONGRESS RAISES FEDERAL MINIMUM WAGE TO $7.25/HOUR -- NOW WANTS TO RAISE CONGRESSIONAL PAY TO $170,000

Let's see now -- there are 2,000 work hours in a year.

So the $7.25 per hour comes to $14,500 a year. But that won't happen until 2009.
Right now, the new hike went from $5.15 to $5.85 an hour. That's a raise of $.70 an hour.

Congress wants to give itself a raise of $4,400 a year. That's a $2.20 per hour raise.

I guess Congress figures it needs the raise all at once. Right now.

What you're going to hear them say is that the American worker got a raise from $5.85 an hour to $7.25. That's a raise of $1.40 an hour. But average ordinary workers have to wait until 2009 to get it all. That's two more years.

That is, if my math is correct.

So not only is Congress arrogant, but they're greedy too.

I knew that.

But there are some congressionals who think this whole raise deal for them is "ill-timed." (
http://www.miamiherald.com/884/story/186647.html)

Opponents said a raise for Congress would be ill-timed. ''According to the recent polls, Americans don't like the Congress,'' said Rep. Howard Coble, a North Carolina Republican. "Our numbers, lower than President Bush's numbers, are in the tank. To enact this [cost-of-living increase] will do nothing, in my opinion, to improve our already diminished reputation.'' (from the Miami Herald article above)

Well at least some of the congressionals are thinking about the fact that new polls show only a 14% approval rating. This is definitely not a time to think of congratulating themselves by giving themselves a big raise.


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THIS IS HARD TO BELIEVE BUT CONRAD HILTON IS DERAILING HIS GRANDDAUGHTER PARIS' INHERITANCE

I wasn't sure that Conrad Hilton was still around, but apparently he's a 79-year-old with some pretty strong opinions about how Paris has sullied the family name.

So he's disinheriting her.

Poor little rich girl may jus have to get a real job. Doing real work. Getting paid real money.

It's in an article posted today on NineMSN:
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=281722

The elder Hilton says he's going to make sure that Little Miss SansiePantsies won't see a dime of her $59 million inheritance. He's going to give the money that she would have gotten to charities instead. Same is true of all his other grandchildren. They aren't getting any money either.

Guess they're just going to have to polish up the old resumes and get to work. That is, get real jobs.

Hilton just sold a big part of his assets to Blackstone. Like $2.4 billion worth.

Wasn't Conrad married to Zsa Zsa Gabor at one time? I think I read that somewhere.

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CONGRESS GOES OUT FOR AUGUST RECESS

It used to be in days of long ago that the lawmakers headed out of a hot, steamy city to bask in the cool shady breezes of somewhere else.

Probably wherever there was a good bunch of fans and servants to fan them.

They were the wealthy upper crust. They just could not abide the horrors of physical discomfort. And, well, sweat. It's just not polite.

So the lawmakers did what every good old person could do, of course. They left town. The beachfront properties of New England beckoned. Or maybe something more forested would be better. Anything but the steambath of a city along the Potomac.

They still do it. Come August, they can't get out of town fast enough.

Problem is, we now have this amazing invention. It's called air conditioning. A person does not even have to leave the steambath of a city and be inconvenienced by all that packing up and dragging a person's body over to a private jet sitting on a runway that you could fry an egg on.

Nope. If a person were really diligent and serious about doing the job that the taxpayers paid him or her to do, why they'd just stay put and crank up the air conditioner, roll up their cute little designer sleeves and get to work.

Maybe then their approval rating would start to improve.

Instead, it appears to be in a free fall on its way to zero.

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FRIENDS vs. SOUTHERN FRIENDS -- from Brenda Moore

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just
being together.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, " I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for life.


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NANCY PELOSI IS A POST TURTLE -- from Alice Stubbe

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old California rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Nancy Pelosi and her elevation to speaker of the house.  The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Nancy is a post turtle."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.  The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

"You know she didn't get there by herself, she doesn't belong there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just want to help the dumb thing get down."

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NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION -- from Mark Stubbe

This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day...


"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetter's. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."


ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.


ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.


ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.


ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes. (This one is my pet peeve...get an education and go to work....don't expect everyone else to take care of you!)
You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes. (This one is my pet peeve...get an education and go to work....don't expect everyone else to take care of you!)

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.


ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.


ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.


ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)


ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.


ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (Lastly....)

This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (Lastly....)


ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yes, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!





8:13 am 

Friday, July 27, 2007

MY LIFE IN INK --

We went to Bloomington, IL, yesterday for an all-day workshop. The topic had to do with growing up in a dysfunctional family. It's part of Cross Country University's offerings for this year and I got 6 of the 18 continuing education credits that I need for my license. The bonus was that this was a very informative workshop and I got a lot of information that I will be able to integrate into my own practice.

I'm really enjoying the telephone therapy sessions. It's very convenient -- both for me and for the clients. They don't have to spend 20-30 minutes to get to the office and I commute to my upstairs office. It's a win-win for everybody. Then they just click on their Pay Pal account -- don't even have to bother with writing a check.

Oh the wonders of modern technology.

And now I'm going back to the low tech environment in a few minutes. We are heading out to the country to see if we can find some produce. The sweet corn is coming in and so are the beans. Time to start filling up the deep freeze for winter. I'm can tomato sauce later.

On Wednesday morning Quint put up a pole in a storage area. It's actually part of what has become a utility room with floor to ceiling shelves for a variety of things like pots and pans that I don't use with any great frequency. Some had belonged to my mom and perfect for cooking one particular dish, like her chicken frying skillet. Quint has his Dad's fudge pot. Etc etc etc.

Anyway, this pole is floor to ceiling. I then painted it and put hooks on it. Now about twenty coffee mugs have a permanent home. We do not ever ever ever need any coffee mugs. From anybody.

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THE NORTH VS. THE SOUTH -- thank you Mark Stubbe


The North has Bloomingdales,
The South has Dollar General

The North has coffee houses,
The South has Waffle Houses.

The North has switchblade knives,
The South has Lee Press-on Nails.

The North has double last names,
The South has double first names.

The North has Indy car races,
The South has stock car races.

North has Cream of Wheat,
The South has grits.

The North has green salads,
The South has collard greens.

The North has lobsters,
The South has crawdads.

The North has the rust belt,
The South has the Bible Belt.

FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH . .

In the South: --If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.

Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store....do not buy food at this store.

Remember, "y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural, and "all y'all's" is plural possessive.

Get used to hearing "You ain't from round here, are ya?"

Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it.

Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can't understand you either.

The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted
Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "big'ol," truck or big'ol" boy. Most
Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way. All of them
are in denial about it.

The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.

Be advised that "He needed killin." is a valid legal defense here.

If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this," you should stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever utter.

If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not. You just have to go there.

Do not be surprised to find that 10-year olds own their own shotguns, they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to shoot.

In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green lawn is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.

AND REMEMBER: If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we
wouldn't call 'em biscuits.

Send this to four people that ai n't related to you, and I reckon your life will turn into a country music song 'fore you know it.

Your kin would get a kick out of it too!

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THE DEMOCRATS ARE AT IT AGAIN -- THIS TIME THEY WANT A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR TO INVESTIGATE GONZALES

Alberto Gonzales, as Attorney General, can fire any prosecutor he deems inadquate or incapable of doing the job that Gonzales wants from a prosecutor.

Gonzales fired eight.

Now the senators want an investigation to look into whether or not Gonzales lied.

Well, let's back up for a minute, folks.

If the senators are so anxious to root out liar-liars, how about Hillar's denial that she knew anything about Peter Paul's giant, hard-money election fund-raiser. She says "Peter who?" Or "Don't know anything about it." Or "My campaign people handled all those details."

Like we're supposed to believe that she didn't hire a whole bunch of lawyers who are financial compliace experts. As the moderator on this tape points out, this Hillary mess is the biggest election lawbreaking in history. These aren't soft money donations, like getting a corporate jet to fly you around from campaign stop to campaign stop. Or hosting a little dinner for your entourage of 50 or so who get soooo hungry and thirsty while out there on the old dusty trail.

Nope. This is hard cash. More than a million. And it didn't just trickle in. It was kind of like "Hand it over time. My campaign is broke and I need money." 

But take a few moments to listen to this tape and make up your own mind: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qcbg72tK_ks

What surprises me is that she hasn't been able to get this tape pulled from You Tube. Maybe there is such a thing as freedom of expression/speech in this country after all, and maybe those expressions transcend political power.

I sure hope so.

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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THERE WERE NO MORE EARMARKS?

Earmarks used to be called pork projects. Then the taxpayers caught on and pork got re-named into something that congress hoped we wouldn't recognize.

As if we couldn't read.

As if we couldn't figure really simple things like that out.

Now that the taxpayers have caught on to, and are following the list of earmarks, congress wants to re-name it again. They want to call it something like "congressional discretional funding."

As if taxpayers aren't watching what congress is doing with this one.

So it goes like this. If a representative from Alabama gets a request for $300,000 from a medical clinic in his district for a new wing, the rep can stick on an earmark of $300,000 to any old appropriations bill that comes along. He doesn't have to say what it's for. He (or she) doesn't have to say the $300,000 is his earmark. He just sticks in onto the bill.

An appropriations bill that starts out as a $10 billion package might grow into something bloated by earmarks adding up to another $20 billion. Next thing you know, the congressionals have sent over a $30 billion appropriations bill to the White House.

As if President Bush is going to sign it. Nope -- here comes the veto pen.

Then there's a signing memo. The congressionals really yammer about that one. "It's not fair," they say.

"He's abusing power. We're going to investigate. He can't do that. It's unconstitutional."

Blah blah blah.

Nobody whines better than congressionals. They're like three year olds begging to cookies about a half hour before suppertime.

So President Bush vetoes the spending package and sends it back with a veto and a signing memo that says, "Look, I told you guys that I wasn't going to stand for this. Now send me an appropriations bill that doesn't have all this bloat in it."

As if congress ever learns.

"That old mean President Bush," they say. "We're going to get even. We'll just show him who's boss around this town."

Remember what President Jefferson said? Thomas Jefferson wrote that “just” government rests on “the consent of the governed.”

We, the taxpayers, are the governed. We, the governed, do not want earmarks or pork projects or whatever else congress wants to call it.

Here's an idea: If the congressionals want money for a pet project for their district, they should identify the project and request the money. Be up front about it. Make the request subject to a debate on the floor of congress.

None of this back room smoke and mirros stuff anymore.

But oh the squealing I've heard about. "These are very good projects."

Nobody said they weren't. Most hospitals can always use a new wing. But is that a federal government project? Wouldn't a local hospital do better to get funding from its state legislature?

Maybe that's too close to home. Maybe if a state legislature got involved with the hospital request, they'd say something like, "We just gave you $300,000 last year and you haven't even broken ground yet."

Maybe it's too hard to be scrutinized if a hospital's budget request gets lost in a federal appropriations bill that the president doesn't even have a line item veto for.

Maybe a whole bunch of congressionals wouldn't automatically get re-elected if they couldn't bring home the bacon to their districts.

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10:09 am 

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

MY LIFE IN INK (used to be "From the Paw Paw Patch") --

We are headed to Bloomington, Illinois, later this afternoon for an all-day conference tomorrow about surviving the trauma of dysfunctional families.

It ought to be very interesting.

I think one of the really big blessings of having grown up in a dysfunctional family is learning how to forgive. If you have not forgiven family members for their dysfunctionalities, then you aren't a survivor yet.

If you have forgiven dysfunctional members of the family you grew up in, then the blessings are yours to enjoy.

Those blessings include, among other things, peace and joy and the enormous capacity to love with depth all the way down to your squiggly little toes. Growing up in a dysfunctional family required you to swim upstream to get those blessings. They're yours to keep and share.

Congratulations.

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ELIZABETH EDWARDS SAYS SHE'S GIVING UP TANGERINES

At first I read the headline and thought "who cares what the wife of a no-shot at the White House" thinks.

The idea is that she's giving up something that's grown and shipped from many miles away, thereby using up precious fuels for those big trucks to haul the crates of tangerines to her supermarket in wherever her mansion now is.

But why tangerines? Will she also give up coffee and/or tea? How about bananas and avocados. Coconuts? Cheeses? No more parmesan on her spaghetti? No more corn-fed beef from the great midwest, as in steaks?

You mean she's going to have to give up her Vidalia onions and eat just plain old regular onions like the rest of us?

What exactly do the farmers raise in North Carolina that she can eat?

This is another one of those out-of-touch, you should have thought before you opened your mouth tricks.

I'll tell you, folks, the Democrats started their campaigns ways too early. We don't need a two-year dog-and-pony-show from these yokels. By the time the election rolls around, they're gonna be cannabalizing each other. You just wait and see.

It's just starting to get interesting -- as in the You Tube debate the other night. And they actually call that a debate.

Not.

It was a simultaneous set of monologues. All the candidates had their little talking points. You'd get the same information if you wrote, called, or e-mailed their mighty offices on Capitol Hill.

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WARD CHURCHILL GETS FIRED

First he said he was an Indian. A Cherokee.

Why is he picking on my people? Then the Indians said he wasn't one of them.

Then he tried to pass off someone's copyrighted works as his own.

And then the University of Colorado at Boulder fired him. The Board of Regents vote was 8-1.

Today he's going to sue. For what? Wrongful termination? I'm not a lawyer but it seems to me that if what you said about yourself was a pack of lies, then there's probably some probably cause underneath that mountain of hokey.

But we shall see. If you want to read more, it's here: http://www.9news.com/rss/article.aspx?storyid=74224

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9:09 am 

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

MY LIFE IN INK -- used to be "From the Paw Paw Patch"

But just to be sure I'm not infringing on someone's copyright, I changed the name. Used to be called "My Moment of Zen" but then I realized that Jon Stewart closes his show with "Here's your moment of zen" -- Surely "My Life in Ink" will be safe and I won't step on anyone's toes.

Didn't get around to deadheading my Petunias yesterday. We went to the bank instead to activate our new ATM cards. The ATM machine was being worked on, so we drove to another ATM. That worked even if they did charge $2 for the transaction. The debit card/ATM card didn't activate by calling a number like a credit card -- you just have to use the card at an ATM machine.

That took the best part of an hour because the password for the bank account doesn't work for the ATM card. So we had to go into the bank lobby to get a new password for the ATM set up.

Today we are going to burn some of the huge pile of yard trash that we inherited with the property. The pile is a mixture of limbs that have fallen during many old storms and smaller limbs that were pruned probably. So we'll sit in the shade by the fire pit at the back of the property while we sip iced tea and poke at the fire.

Quint spent the best part of a half hour yesterday getting my new stove level. The guy who had installed the range had leveled it. At least, his level on the oven shelf was level. But when I was cooking yesterday, all the cooking oil went to one side of the skillet. Turns out that the burners were just a tad off. Putting the level on the skillet when it was sitting on the burner produced a different, very unlevel result.

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IF YOU'RE A PATTON (GEORGE C. SCOTT) FAN, LISTEN TO AN IMPERSONATION OF HIM TELLING YOU WHAT HE'D DO ABOUT THE WAR ON TERROR IF HE WERE ALIVE TODAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyUX6wV1lBQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fhotair%2Ecom%2Farchives%2F2007%2F07%2F22%2Fvideo%2Dgen%2Dpatton%2Don%2Dthe%2Dwar%2Don%2Dterror%2Dharry%2Dreid%2F


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BOTULISM SCARE NOW SPREADS WORLDWIDE

It started at Castleberry Food Co. -- a division of Bumble Bee Foods -- in Georgia.

Mostly involved not dog chili sauce at first but has since been expanded to other products like stews, chili, hash and even pet foods distributed under various names.

Botulism is potentially deadly. So far only a couple of people in Texas are in the hospital and they are in serious condition.

Symptoms include dizziness, double vision, difficulty in breathing and abdominal problems.

Reuters broke the story this morning: http://www.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUSN2337595620070723?feedType=RSS&rpc=22&sp=true

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MISSIONARIES STILL LIVE IN HARM'S WAY

They go to the farest reaches of the world -- putting their lives in peril as they make their way to the spiritually hungry.

Tu Thanh Ha wrote an article in The Globe and Mail that describes the adversities that these marvelous warriors for Christ live with every day. (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20070723.AFGHANSIDE23/TPStory/TPInternational/Asia/)

The missionaries set up a kind of underground railroad to help people who want assylum and freedom from persecution. The missionaries run the risk of deportation from the host country, capture, prison, even beheading.

The article details ..."South Korean Christians have been warned by their government that they run the risk of provoking Muslims when they venture into volatile, unstable areas, especially after the killing in June of 2004 of Kim Sun-Il, a South Korean translator who had planned to do missionary work. Islamic militants in Iraq linked to al-Qaeda adducted and beheaded him."

Satan does not like warriors for Christ.

Pray for the missionaries around the globe who are doing God's work wherever they go.

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THE DEMOCRATS HOST SOMETHING THEY CALL A DEBATE

Franklin I'd rather watch the Three Stooges than this herd of clowns.

Instead, Quint and I watched an old Die Hard movie.

The Democrats' simultaneous monologues get rehashed and respunt out anyway just in time for the morning news.

For instance, one questioner on You Tube asked Obama about meeting with "...the leaders of Iran, Syria, Venezuela, Cuba, and North Korea, in order to bridge the gap that divides our countries..."

Obama said, "I would..."

And then his spin doctor, David Axelrod, got ahold of Obama's statement and has this to add: "... Obama didn’t mean any such meetings would actually take place..."

And there you have a big reason why the congressional approval rating is in a free fall -- not at 14%.

Politicians just talk. That's all they do. Apparently they don't mean what they say.

Byron York filed this story today for National Review: http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=OGQzODcyNWE1OTU0YWIxYzRiNDhiNTIzZTk2MmMxYjg=

Another good recap of the debates was filed by Wesley Prudent for the Jewish World Review. Prudent is Editor in Chief for the Washington Times. You can read his recount of the "debate" at: http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/pruden072407.php3

Pruden called the "debate" the Democrats' gong show.

They're not just tired, and stretching all their etiquette muscles to just be in the same room together.

I think they're about ready to start cannibalizing each other.

In a way it's already started. Hillary and Edwards have pretty much decided that they ought to be the only real recognized candidates who have these debates. Get rid of all those "little guys" who don't matter so much.

"It'll just be you and me, babe," they whisper to each other.

But wait, they haven't even had the primaries yet. Isn't that what the primaries are supposed to do? Narrow the field down to the most viable candidate.

Who told Hillary and Edwards they could do that way on the outskirts of voter intent?

Their arrogance will get them in the end.

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9:56 am 

Monday, July 23, 2007

FROM THE PAW PAW PATCH --

I'm not sure if using paw paw patch is a copyright infringement, so if it does, I'll switch this news piece to my family and friends to My Life in Ink.

There -- fixed it.

More and more publishers are really sticking to their copyright. I don't blame them. There are people who really take advantage of the "fair use rule" which limits quoting something that's copyright to about 150 words. The work still has to be cited which some people don't want to take the time or give the credit for doing.

Since I also write, you can bet I fully support the publishers' and authors' positions.

Well, here we are sitting in our house. Not having to worry about the three hour dash back to the Chicago area this fine Monday morning. It's about 73 degrees here and the humidity is 49%. Is that about a perfect day or what?

I mowed the grass yesterday. We have a new electric lawnmower. It took a bit of time and practice before I finally got the hang of it without running over the power cord. I was getting more than a little frustrated at first because my electric orange power cord kept getting tangled up in my feet.

I must have looked like a big tall meatball with bright orange spaghetti wrapped around my legs. After I figured out how to whip the cord over to where I had just mowed -- when I turned to head back -- it worked out much better.

Quint came to my rescue -- from myself -- and helped me get untangled. At least he was a gentleman and didn't roll on the ground laughing. But then again, maybe that's why he headed back to the house so fast. Did he have a giggle fest without inviting me? Not that he'd ever tell me.

Today I'm going to mow the front yard. Glad I got that cord thing figured out. Then I'm going to deadhead the Petunias, and my neighbor across the street -- Rosemary -- said she'd gladly share some of her Honeysuckle with me. Must be like my Trumpet Vine -- goes everywhere. 

I was mowing Trumpet Vine sticker uppers in the backyard for a good ten feet out from the mother vine. No wonder those things want to take over the world, one backyard at a time. I remember Honeysuckle being like that. I'm going to transplant the Honeysuckle not too far from the Jasmine which already has little white blooms on it. Smells delicious too.

Sure is nice to have our own dirt.

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CONGRESS CAN'T/WON'T PASS ANY LEGISLATION -- SO NOW THEY'RE GOING TO PUNISH/CENSURE BUSH OR YAMMER ABOUT IMPEACHMENT -- IT'S ALL A WASTE OF TAXPAYERS' DOLLARS

In the words of an old folk sonk, ...when will they ever learn?

Russ Feingold (D-Wisc) wants to censure President Bush because he disagrees with how Bush is handling the war in Iraq. Apparently his party leaders back home aren't all that interested in what their congressional has in mind.

This isn't the first time Feingold has tried to censure Bush. Last time was in 2006. Had something to do with warrantless spying on suspected terrorists. That attempt to censure didn't go anywhere either.

Read more at http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070722/D8QHQTJG0.html

Censuring a president is a kind of do-nothing condemnation. It's no surprise that both the Democrats in the Senate, under the leadership of Hisness Harry Reid, have done nothing but condemn the president since Bush's inauguration.

Censureship doesn't have any legal consequences, nor does it have any constitutional basis. It's what blow-hards do when they lose the did so/did not battle.

And now the city of West Hollywood joins some 80 other municipalities around the country to join the impeach Bush garbage pickers. They seem to think that because of Bush, the U.S. Constitution is in peril because of warrantless spying on terrorists. The municipalities also say that Bush is guilty of torturing prisoners.

Actually, the call for impeachment from these 80 some municipalities have bundled Bush and Cheney together. So what exactly is their goal? To get Bush and Cheney out of the way so that America's Surrogate Queen of Mean Nancy Pelosi could then succeed to what she perceives is a throne over there in the White House.

I'm just curious as to whether all those 80 municipalities are in California where Pelosi is from. Or are they kind of peppered about on the east coast and west coast.

They can't bring charges of high crimes and misdemeanors against either Bush or Cheney so they sit around and waste taxpayers' money by making a lot of noise and getting their names in the national press.

This was a story that broke today in United Press International: http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2007/07/22/west_hollywood_joins_call_for_impeachment/4685/

I'm just curious, though. Bush has 18 months to go before his second term is up. I wonder if he's counting the days until he can get back to his Texas ranch and just plain old relax on his own dirt. Maybe go out back after breakfast and kick a few Sidewinders around. Wonder if he's named any of them.

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BATTING COACH MIKE COOLBAUGH KILLED BY HARD FOUL BALL

Coolbaugh played for the St. Louis Cardinals until 2002.

On July 3 he started his new coaching job for the Tulsa Drillers.

Not even a month later, he was killed by a hard-hit foul ball in a game in North Little Rock, Arkansas.

What a tragedy. Prayers lifted for Coolbaugh and all his family and friends who will mourn his death.

Photo and article are at Fox News: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,290335,00.html

While he played for the major leagues -- first the Milwaukee Brewers, then the St. Louis Cardinals, he made 44 professional appearances, either as a third base coach or a pinch hitter.

The Tulsa Drillers are affiliated with the Colorado Rockies.

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ONE STEP CLOSER TO HELPING ALZHEIMER PATIENTS GET BETTER

Great news for victims of Alzheimers -- biologists at the University of St. Andrews, working with scientists from the United States, have developed a medicine that "...has successfully prevented the disease killing brain cells, improving memory and learning ability that was already damaged..."

That's about the best news I've read so far about Alzheimers. Around the world, population is getting older. Finding this kind of solution to the ravages of Alzheimers is like finding the holy grail, the article says.

Read more about what these medicial geniuses have discovered at: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23405457-details/Scientists+'step+closer+to+Alzheimer's+cure'/article.do

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I ALWAYS WONDERED IF THE SHOES WERE GUARDED DURING PRAYERS

It's kind of like checking your coat at one of those fancy schmancy restaurants. The coat room is kind of guarded by a coatroom hostess who makes sure that non one gets your coat by mistake.

And that's how you can always tell that my fur is faux. They won't check real fur. Besides, it would take hundreds of those poor little creatures to make a full length coat. I'd much rather have them frolicking about -- or whatever it is that minks do when they're happy.

But when Muslims go into their mosques for prayers or sermons, who watches the pile of shoes at the door?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Apparently the shoes are not always guarded.

That's what happened to Hamas Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh while he was attending Friday prayers in Gaza City (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1870278/posts).

But it's all better now because the shoes were discovered later. A kid admitted he stole the shoes.

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WHO ARE THEY KIDDING? IT'S A GREAT SCHEME TO LAUNDER THEIR MILLIONS

Nelson Mandela is forming a new club. And he's invited some roving nitwits to join him.

It was the occasion of Manela's 89th birthday. He's calling his group "The Elders."

They include Jimmy Carter, Kofi Annan, and Mary Robinson so far. They're going to be bankrolled by Ted Turner's piggy bank as well as British tycoon Richard Branson's.

Jimmy Carter says they're going to fill vacuums, not deliver bedpans to malaria patients.

Just a thought, but how can vacuums fill vacuums?

With that, I'd better quit while I'm ahead. You can tell I'm no fan of Jimmy Carter.

But you can read the entire article in Front Page Magazine article that's excerpted on Free Republic at: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1870240/posts

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9:29 am 

Saturday, July 21, 2007

FROM THE PAW PAW PATCH --

I usually don't post on Saturday, but am anyway because I didn't get a chance to last Monday -- which was moving day.

Besides, I try to remain flexible.

We're still looking for lots of things. I found all the books but not the bookends. Now why would I pack them in different places?

Who knows what I was thinking that day.

So Quint was registering my new range online. He had the nerve to ask me what the brand was. To which I responded: it's white with black trim, has a turbocharged burner that gets really really hot, and a self-cleaning oven. What brand? I do not know. But it works really good. Does it matter that it's a GE or a Hotpoint. Only sales people at those stores would make those claims. I like what I got. It's sitting in my kitchen/food lab.

Today I'm going to mow some more grass, deadhead the petunias, weed the rose garden, dig up and transplant some honeysuckle from my neighbor, Rosemary, across the street, and take brick clips down to Camilla, my other neighbor. That way, she can hang bags of flowers or whatever on her bricks.

I had used them in the office to hang pictures on. Can't use them now because we have a sided house which my next door neighbor, Mr. Grumpy, says is ugly. What the heck -- there's a grump in every neighborhood.

I remember a little poem I learned in fourth grade that goes like this:

Heretic, rebel -- a thing to flaut
He drew a circle that shut me out.
But love and I had the wit to win,
We drew a circle that took him in.

So much for Mr. Grumpy.

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HOW TO MANAGE ANGER BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF CONTROL

As a nation of hurried, harried people, we really ought to relax and learn to be nice to others, for goodness sake.

For instance, out in California, the construction season is in full commuter grip. There's not much worse than having a daily, one-way commute of 45 minutes to an hour. But when the freeway gets minimized during rush hour traffic, someone is going to pay!

One commuter got so frustrated that he threw a burrito at a construction worker! Yes, folks, a burrito.

Okay for you, says the state. The burrito was the final straw. We tolerated the death threats. And construction workers put up with your BB guns. But when you start throwing burritos at our workers, that's just too much abuse.

"What are you going to do about it?" you ask.

"Simple, we're going to close the whole thing down until the work is finished. Now you'll have to go down those windy bendy roads like you used to and it'll take you at least another half hour each way."

But there's more in this Associated Press article that appeared in today's Breitbart.com: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8QGFIG00&show_article=1

Then there was this guy in New York who ran over a 72 year-old woman with his shopping cart, continued to push her out of the store, then ran off without paying for his groceries.

Guess she was taking too long to process her debit card -- he bumped her and there were words spoken. Then he got really upset, I guess, because he knocked her down with his cart and ran over her.

What a chump. Don't ever hit somebody's grandma, much less run over her with your shopping cart.

Well, the workers ran out of the store to help Grandma, and they got his license number and make of the car. Duh.

Police didn't have a great deal of trouble solving that one.

Read more at: http://www.lohud.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070719/NEWS01/707190440

If you're going to manage anger, you have to first realize that there are specific stages that trigger anger, keep it going, and accelerate to violence.

The stages are:

1. You frustrated me from getting what I want.
2. You have no right to frustrate me.
3. People who frustrate me are mean.
4. Mean people deserve to be punished.

Civilized, well-mannered people are able to calm themselves down, divert their anger before it builds at eight Steps 1 or 2.

If you let it go on to Step 3, you're already building a rationale that you think justifies retaliation.

If you get to Step 4, you're planning ways to get even.

Not nice!

Just get a grip on your psyche and realize that you can't have everything you want all the time. That's for babies who are still learning the way the world works. Hopefully somewhere along the way toward maturing to adulthood, babies learn that when you do something to someone, something gets done to you.

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THIS MIGHT HELP WITH GLOBAL WARMING -- DUMPING SPACE JUNK

It isn't just any bit of space junk, mind.

It's a 1,400 pount tank the size of a refrigerator that was used to store a coolant at the International Space Station.

Hmmmm. If the spacemen dump it into the earth's atmosphere where they're hoping the whole package will burn up on its way to earth, is it possible that it could be the trigger to start the earth to cool?

Just asking. 

On the other hand, maybe it will be the tipping point that will start the next mini-ice age.

It's going to take the spacemen about six hours to take out the trash. And the kids used to complain about this task taking them only a few minutes.

But six hours? Exactly how much trash are they talking about here?

The first person who starts singing, "Raindrops keep falling on your head," is going to get some of my very practiced ugly, meany faces that I learned in first grade. And I may just sue you for $10 million dollars if any of that stuff hits me or falls through the roof of my house or creates a crater in my backyard that later becomes a national park with one of those little tourist attraction brass plates out front that says "Here lies the first official piece of space junk that was jettisoned from the International Space Station." 

Read more at: http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSN1942489120070720?feedType=RSS&rpc=22&sp=true

There, I feel better. And I'm not even at the Meany First Step.

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AL GORE III CAUGHT WITH 140 VICODIN PILLS

Wow! That's a felony.

See, it wasn't the 100 MPH traffic ticket that you had to worry about, so much as the possibility of doing hard time to two felony counts of drug possession, some soft time for misdemeanor counts of having drugs without a prescription and I don't know how much marijuana he had with him. Plus Xanax, Valium, Soma, Adderal. Adderal? But that's for ADHD.  

He is scheduled for arraignment in Laguna Niguel on August 1st.

That ought to be interesting. Let's see, drug counseling? Did that already. But that was in Virginia. He was a student at Harvard then. Maybe the California counseling will be better for him.

After all, the California version cures all those Hollywood types in just a few days. But then, they go partying again on their way from rehab, so there's a real question about efficacy in my mind.

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11:42 am 

Friday, July 20, 2007

FROM THE PAW PAW PATCH --

Yesterday was a lazy, lazy day. From the looks of things, today is not going to be much different.

Yep --we're liking retirement a lot.

When (and if) the time comes that we get bored, we will take short road trips to visit friends who are nearby. Or just go for a drive in the country.

I'll be looking for freshly harvested produce. My little container garden did very well. We're having tomatoes for salads that are very ripe and yummy. But we're just about able to stay caught up with salads using our own tomatoes. We like tomatoes-provolone-basil salads. I have my own tomatoes and basil. Not going to make my own cheese, though.

I remember milking a cow (only once) when I was a kid. I can tell you that grabbing onto those little dangly things on the cow is not a bit thrilling -- or interesting -- not even if you're a very bored little kid.

So I'll leave cheese-making to those other people who do cow things to make cheese.

I'm getting a late start today, so I'd best get at it and see what the weird world of headlines looks like.

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SNIPS AND SNAILS AND...

A few little headling blips that caught my eye --

In a Fox News release this morning, sources close to bin Laden are now saying that their leader died from an untreated lung infection. Supposedly these people attended his funeral. Read the article at: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,41576,00.html.

Hmmm, untreated lung infection -- buried somewhere in the Tora Bora Mountain region.


Then there's that "won't go away" story about Natalee Hollaway. Now there's a story about her dying because of a cardiac arrest as a result of cocaine overdose. How can Fox News make that claim? There isn't a body to autopsy. But supposedly there are some very reliable sources close to the investigation that have revealed what they know to Fox. Here's the link in case you want to read more: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,290093,00.html


And what else. Oh yeah, the Tamme Faye story. This one came and went off the radar screen before I could get back to the link where I read the story. Tammy is supposed to be weighing in about 65 pounds now. She started out with colon cancer that has since spread to her lungs. I believe the article says that she is not being medically treated at this point and has turned her life and death over to the Lord.

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NEW ZOGBY POLL SAYS CONGRESSIONALS HAVE SUNK TO A 14% APPROVAL RATING

And who in the world could be surprised?

Harry Reid is rude -- even by a fellow senator's opinion. Arlen Specter, for one, was mighty unpleased with Reid's pushy attitude when he said in a Desert News article, "The leadership is setting a dictatorial tone," Specter, R-Pa., said Thursday, still furious over his treatment the day before. "Senators didn't get here to be pushed around." -- read more at: http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,695193497,00.html

You tell him, Mr. Specter, although rude is not exactly the word I would use to describe the senate these days, especially the so-called Majority Something Or Other. Sorry, but "leader" is not a word I would ever use to describe Reid the Democrat from Nevada.

Same goes for Her Speakerness Pelosi over in the House. She's supposedly writing her memoirs. As if she has done anything worth mentioning. Continuously getting yourself re-elected just means you've learned how to play the game. Looks like the only ones who are better off with your terms are you and your husband Paul.

Mother Teresa she is not. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen a picture of her walking through a homeless shelter, or trying to get underage prostitutes off the streets of San Francisco. And even if she did go through shelters, they'd have to make disruptive room for her entourage of 25 or so people. She never goes anywhere without them, I'll bet.

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OBAMA SAYS PREVENTING GENOCIDE IS NOT A GOOD REASON TO STAY IN IRAQ

I think he ought to go over to Baghdad and ask the Iraqis what they think about that.

In an Associated Press article that published on Breitbart, Obama says "United States cannot use its military to solve humanitarian problems and that preventing a potential genocide in Iraq isn't a good enough reason to keep U.S. forces there."
(read article at: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8QGF5700&show_article=1)

It's a good thing Obama wasn't around when the U.S. forces went into the death camps in Germany and Poland and stopped the genocide there. To have it Obama's way, the Jews probably would all have been murdered instead of just six million.

That's okay. Keep on talking Mr. Obama. The more you talk, the more the voters of this country will see you as the uncaring, sinister fake that you truly are.

You'll never get my vote. And hopefully the thousands who read this column will agree with me, not you.

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11:50 am 

Thursday, July 19, 2007

FROM THE PAW PAW PATCH --

This morning I hear thunder rumbling off in the distance. Maybe a good summer shower would cool things down a bit.

It's hot and sticky. Kind of a Tennessee Williams "long hot summer" heat where the air sticks to the skin and holds it captive until you get underneath a fan.

I remember when I was a kid that was one of the main advertising sources for the local funeral home -- supplying hand fans for churches. And calendars for the new year. But how many times did I cool off with a funeral home fan while sitting in pews that way back then were not padded like they are today.

Those were not the good old days. In fact, whenever I think how romantic it would be to have lived back in the good old days of Elizabeth I of England, I remind myself that they didn't have automatic washing machines -- rather, the clothes were washed by hand, then laid out on the grasses in the meadows to sun dry.

Just a weird thought came into my head. What did they do about birds having "accidents" when they flew around over the meadows? Did they have to haul the now soiled clothes back to the castle washroom for a new sudsing?

Nope. This is better. These are the good days. I have a microwave, even a turbo-charged gas ranged that was installed yesterday. My new range even has a furnace blaster on one of the burners for big jobs -- like my water bath which is a 21-quart pot for canning tomato sauce. It even has a little simmering burner. I guess that's in case I forget how to turn the other burners down.

My food lab is nearly complete. We have yet to install a ceiling fan. That will, for sure, be one of our next projects. That project is high on our priority list, believe me. Manana. It's not that much of a big hurry project.

So now let's see how the congressionals are doing. Somehow I don't think Harry Reid's pajama party in the senate worked out quite the way he envisioned.

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REID PULLS DEPT. OF DEFENSE SPENDING BILL

That's the pajama party agenda item.

We saw pictures in the news and blasted across the TV screens showing workers hauling rollaway beds into the crooks and crannies of the Lyndon B. Johnson Room in the senate area. My question is: if it was supposed to be an all-night debate, why did they need beds in the first place.

Guess those beds were for the senators who don't have a "home away from home" retreat.

If you're a senator with lots of clout, you have one of those rooms.

It's like a little hideaway that the senators can go to when they needs to have some kind of a getaway from the clammering noise of their constituents who keep calling office switchboards and filling up voice mails with messages like, "What do you mean you're going to vote for this bill -- or that bill? You just wait 'til election day and you'll find out that you're supposed to be up there representing us, your constituents."

Well, senators, who are all little miniature presidential wannabees, just don't like to hear all that clammering noise, so they have little hidey holes somewhere in the building where they can go and contemplate what they're going to do next.

And just how dare the little voters back home think they can call up here and try to intimidate me. After all, I am a United States Senator and will not be intimidated, as Trent Lott from Mississippi might say.

Well, voters aren't trying to intimidate anybody. We just want our voice to be heard and the time is now -- not fifteen days before the next election when you bring your greasy little hand out to your district and beg for money and votes and try to make us believe promises that you never intend to keep.

We, the voters, have something else in mind. We'll do what we do best. It's called an election.

But this latest attempt by the senators to pass a Department of Defense Appropriations bill was dirty politics at its worst. It would have put President Bush into quite a dilemma because the bill, most likely, would have been vetoed.

Why, you may ask.

Because the DoD bill also included a troop withdrawal deadline date. That's something that congress does not have the authority to do. If, in fact, the Senate wants this war to end, they can de-fund it. But they can't impose deadlines. That's something that the Commander in Chief decides, along with the best advice of his military out in the field.

But then, as I said, the senators think they're miniature presidents.

Not!

And what was Billy Bass Big-Mouth Reid's reaction to his loss of a cloture vote (for the 44th time in this congress)?

Reid said, "“At the risk of sounding like a broken record, this is extraordinarily discouraging.”  Read more in the article published this morning in The Hill: http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/reid-pulls-the-dod-bill-2007-07-19.html

Well, Mr. Reid, consider it a learning experience. Intelligent people do not continue to do things the same way if the first way didn't work. They change tactics. You, on the other hand, keep bringing up these motions for cloture that don't get passed.
 
If I may be so bold as to explain something to you, you ought to pull out all the amendments that have nothing to do with the topic of the bill itself.

Take for instance the tag on amendment about the deadline for pulling the troops out of Iraq. Whose idea was that?

This bill was supposed to be about a Department of Defense spending package. You know, bullets for the guns and body armor for our soldiers and anything else they need to get their job done so that they can come home safely when the generals say we're done in Iraq.

The bill looked pretty bloated out with amendments that you thought you could sneak in under the radar.

Just remember, you have one job and one job only. That job is to run the country for the taxpayers. We, the taxpayers, are your boss, not the other way around. So get back to work and pass a spending bill that will give our military all the tools they need to get the job done and quit politicizing the war in Iraq.

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RUSSIA KICKS OUT BRITISH AMBASSADORS

Is a cold war looming over the horizon again?

Moscow says the British started it. In an article on My Way.com, the Russians say it has to do with "...a confrontation mounted between Moscow and London over the murder of former KGB agent Alexander Litvinenko."

Uh oh. We'll want to keep our eyes peeled on this one, folks. Read more at: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070719/D8QFLO701.html

Litvinenko, if you may recall, was the spy who died of some kind of poison in his system that was discovered in a British hospital where he went and died. Russia refused to extradite a named poisoner back to London to stand trial in Litvinenko's death.

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8:31 am 

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

FROM THE PAW PAW PATCH --

I love summer. Next to spring and winter and autumn, it's my favorite season.

Our house has central air conditioning but we seldom use it. Quint and I both would rather have the windows open with curtains billowing in the summer breezes, and sounds of summer like lawn mowers running off in the distance, and birds chirping and other blended sounds that make up the summer din.

We only turn on the air conditioning when the humidity gets too too high. I doubt if we save any money by not using the air because we have electric fans turned on to move the air around. Then we can sit around sipping our iced tea saying "I love summer."

Today's agenda includes welcoming the plumber. We learned that our hot water heater is not in code. We have to fix that.

And we're going to have a gas line run from the meter to the kitchen so that when my new range arrives in the next day or so, it can be right properly installed. The electric range is gone. History. Out of here.

We'll empty out some more boxes, eat lunch and take a nap. Maybe I'll paint some more later this afternoon. There's still walls in the basement as well as 3/4 of the basement floor to paint yet. Then I'll go outside and paint lattice and trellises. I like to paint. It's good therapy.

Quint has to put the new electric lawnmower together. One of our neighbors mowed the front yard yesterday afternoon. At least we don't look so overgrown.

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SENATORS HAVING A PAJAMA PARTY -- STARTED TUESDAY NIGHT AND KEEPS ON GOING ...

It'll be an all-nighter at the senate end of The Dome.

Workers have been hauling in cots so they can catch a snooze if they need to.

Hmmmm. Wonder if they are all parked in one long hallway or do they separate the men from the un-men.

Interestingly enough, it's the anniversary of another all-nighter that Senator Ted Kennedy ran through in 1969. Up to that point in time, his biggest traffic violation had been running red lights. (See: http://www.ytedk.com/drivingrecord.htm).

After that infamous day when he drove into the drink and killed Mary Jo Kopechne, running red lights must have seemed a bit minor.

A week after the incident, Kennedy actually pled not guilty to leaving the scene of an accident.

But what's tonight all about in the senate.

Well, Himself, The Mr. Reid from Nevada, announced the pajama party, or all-nighter because they're doing it again -- filibustering that is. They'll all be blabbering about anything they want to say and nobody can stop them because, at least so far, there aren't enough votes to block the filibuster.

And what's the point of the filibuster?

Who knows? They're senators and they think they can do anything they want to and they keep getting re-elected, so they must look at that as an approval of what they're doing.

Wrong!!

In case the senators haven't looked recently, the congressionals' approval rating has sunk to an all-time low of 24%. And it looks like the approval rating is in a free fall. Pretty soon it will hit single digits and they'll probably just think the American taxpayers are joking around.

Then there'll be the elections. They actually believe they cannot ever be kicked out from under The Dome.

Like it's never happened before!

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POLITICAL DONATIONS AREN'T VOTES

At least not among the Hollywood types.

For instance, Barbara Streisand donated the maximum $2,300 each to Hillary, Edwards and Obama.

Indecision is such a curse, don't you think?

If you want to see what some of the other biggies are doing with their campaign donations, read this article: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,289718,00.html

Another really good web site, if you're following the money, is http://www.opensecrets.org/

I'll tell you -- what with the Freedom of Information Act, these congressionals have a lot more transparency than they probably would like. At the Open Secrets site, you can go all the way down to your local congressman in Washington and see who's sending him/her money.

Actually, the donations add up to more than the maximum allowed by law so these companies set up political action committees (PACs) and employees donate money through this cute little political vehicle.

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NEW STUDY: IT'S NOT THE MEGA VEGGIES DIET THAT PREVENT BREAST CANCER 

A new study just completed looked at some 3,000 breast cancer survivors who had been concentrating on getting those five servings a day of fruits and vegetables and really really curtailing fats in the diet, especially fats from meat products.

And you know what? These fastidious dieters didn't do any better than the rest of us who really have to work hard to get our five or seven recommended servings a day.

Actually I shouldn't be so hard on myself because one of my salads is probably three servings of lettuce all by itself. I did take a cue from the French women, though, and now get my salad dressing on the side, dip my fork into the dressing then spear my lettuce or tomato or cucumber or mushrooms. The first time I did this, I will admit, was for a lark.

Kind of like one of those "yeah, right" responses that my mother used to say was smart alecky.

Well, you know what? I had almost all of the salad dressing left in the side dish and was perfectly happy with the way my salad tasted.

So I don't dump all that salad dressing on the greens anymore.

Truthfully, I probably get five servings of fruits and vegetables in every day. But it has taken some doing. But it's not that hard to put a half cup of blueberries onto cottage cheese, or roll strawberries around in Splenda if they aren't sweet enough.

This particular study, published at CNN's web site this morning, was talking about a breast cancer study:(http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/conditions/07/17/diet.breast.cancer.ap/index.html)

I still think it's a good idea to eat all those veggies and fruit. After all, that's why God made them. There's still colon cancer to worry about, and the roughage is good for that, I'm sure.

So keep eating your veggies.

And your fruit.

I've tried all the diets -- Atkins, Mediterranean, South Beach, low fat, low carb, high protein, etc.

I find that the best diet for me is the Garden of Eden diet. What would Adam and Eve eat? Fruit, nuts and veggies. Do you suppose they ate chicken with their Waldorf Salad? Would they even be able to get their hands on tuna for tuna salad? Or steak.

Can't you just see Adam at the grill now, yelling to Eve who's whipping up a batch of potato salad, "Hey, Eve, how do you want your steak?"

Speaking of which, did they have supermarkets back then to do all that butchering, or do you suppose they just skipped over the meat and went straight to the dessert course, which might have been a plate of fruit and cheeses?

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HILLARY'S INFO AND DOCS SUBJECT OF LAWSUIT

Okay, so the records go back to the time when she was First Lady.

Things like daily office diary, schedule, day planner, telephone log book, and chronological file.

Judicial Watch filed suit July 16, 2007, in a federal district court for all those pages and pages and pages of records. Fifteen months ago Judicial Watch requested the same documents under the Freedom of Information Act but Hillary's office hasn't gotten around to satisfying the request, so the lawsuit was filed requiring her to hand the stuff over.

Judicial Watch is a group that investigates corruption and prosecutes government officials for not doing everything on the up and up.
 
I'll just bet we'll be hearing more about this.

Not that I really know, but I'll just bet they're looking for any kind of information that would indicate that Hillary did, in fact, know all about the money she picked up in California for her re-election campaign as a senator from New York. So far she's said her finance campaign chairman was at fault.

And we're supposed to believe that she was too busy or too "somewhere else" to have any cares or concerns about how the money collections were going.

We haven't heard the last of this story, I'd wager.

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8:13 am 

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

FROM THE PAW PAW PATCH --

And finally moving day arrived.

Our great anticipation woke us up at 5:30 a.m. Eyes wide open. We woke up staring at each other like a couple of pre-schoolers who were greeting the first day of vacation.

"I'm too excited to sleep," I sounded like the kids in the Disney ad.

So we got out of bed and jumped into our clothes. We didn't even make coffee at home -- stopped at White Castle for coffee and one of their great breakfast sandwiches (egg, sausage and cheese).

It felt really weird turning the locking the door behind us after nearly 29 years of wedded bliss at the same address. Oh the fun we've had. It's the only place we've ever lived since we got married.

We have continued to be amazed at how much stuff we've accumulated. We definitely have too much stuff.

And that was at the condo. Then we went to the office. Too much stuff there too.

Now all our stuff is in one place. Our poor little Cape Cod in Effingham is bulging at the seams. Clearly we need to divest some of our belongings. But first we have to find everything. Our belongings are hiding under cover in boxes or plastic bags.

Quint says it will be a great winter time project. He doesn't know it yet, but the great discoveries are going to happen way before winter.

To celebrate our first day on the job of being retired persons, we took a nap after lunch. Then I got caught up on Free Republic to see what I'd missed yesterday when we were busy with Two Men and a Truck, which, by the way, we highly recommend if you're moving anywhere.

We checked Two Men and a Truck with the Illinois Department of Transportation and three other movers that we found on the internet. You should always check to see if there are complaints against movers' licenses. Two Men and a Truck was the only mover that did not have any complaints.

The other movers had complaints for various things like unresolved complaints and/or low balling estimates.

None of that happens with Two Men and a Truck. They're honest, efficient and oh so helpful and accommodating.

What worried me was the desk Quint made for me. It came with a 29-page instruction booklet. It was in a box about eight inches thick and was the exact dimension of the top of the desk.

After Quint put that thing together I promised him I'd never ask him to make anything from one of the "some assembly required" kits again. In my entire life. Never.

And I haven't. But I cherish the desk he made for me. He has already made a lateral file that matched.

So the movers went to pick it up. From the expression on their faces, you'd have thought it was nailed to the floor, or sitting in concrete that had set up years ago.

"Oh we'll get it on the truck," Mark the Mover said. "We've moved heavier things."

Then I shared with him that the desk was going in a office on the second floor. "Then we'll rest up for that one," he said.

"Resting up" meant moving Quint's rolltop desk to his basement office. I have a desk down there too. In case I get lonely and want to go down there and keep him company.

This retirement thing may turn out to be a hoot. And then the phone rang. Turns out Quint gave our new phone number to all the insurance companies that had credentialed me as a provider.

Am I accepting new patients? the caller asked.

Yikes. Now we've really got to get serious about getting all those canyons of boxes unpacked and off the first floor.

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REMEMBER JOHN KERRY? HE BELIEVES THERE ARE 60 SENATORS WHO WOULD VOTE FOR A CHANGE IN STRATEGY IN IRAQ

And so?

There are 76% of the American voters who disapprove of how Congress is handling the business of the American people.

In an article in The Hill today, Kerry -- of presidential-loss-fame from 2004 -- hinted that his senatorial colleagues are whispering in hallways about what they'd like to do about Iraq.

Kerry says it's time for these -- supposedly 60 -- to kind of step up to the plate.

Yeah, right, John boy. Maybe they're just telling you that because (a) it's what they think you want to hear, and/or (b) it will make you go away and quit bugging them about anti-Bush stuff.

The world knows that if Bush said the sky was blue, you'd argue that it was Miss Pickle Green.

Read more at: http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/kerry-more-than-60-senators-support-change-of-course-in-iraq-2007-07-17.html

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THE DOW CROSSED THE $14,000 MARK THIS MORNING

True, it didn't stay there for very long, but in less than two months -- 58 days to be exact -- the Dow went from $13,000 to $14,000+.

However, with crude hitting a $75+ mark, it's not exactly "Happy Days Are Here Again." And if you live in Chicago, you pay more for gasoline than anywhere else in the country. It's at least twenty cents more a gallon than we have here in Effingham.

We're so glad we don't live in Cook County, Illinois, anymore. That's where the greenbacks only flow one way.

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SEE, TAXPAYERS' NOISE DOES WORK!

After all the noise and angst about earmarks, you'll be happy to know, Mr. and Mrs. Taxpayer, that there are a whole bunch of earmarks that have not been claimed. $7.5 billion, in fact. Senators just haven't gotten around to claiming all those earmarks.

Like they don't have time to go pick up the money!! Problem is, the moment they do, someone over at the Taxpayers for Common Sense will make a note of it and put them in a report.

I just love accountability, don't you?

One of my favorite watchdog groups, the Taxpayers for Common Sense, keeps a close eye on the congressionals. It isn't so much that the projects may or may not have validity. That's not the point.

The point is that money that is request for projects that are included in the appropriations bill should be named -- both by project and by congressional lawmaker sponsor. None of this backroom politics stuff that's been going on for centuries.

It's a new deal, so to speak.

No longer "I'll vote for your bill or amendment if you make sure my earmark gets your vote."

Nope. Instead, it's a question of getting the projects out there on the floor where they can be looked at, scrutinized, and debated. It's not about passing pet projects that will guarantee that a politician will be elected if he brings home the back (pork/earmark) for his district.

“Part of the whole effort of transparency is to move the budget out of the shadows and into the light,” said Steve Ellis, the group’s [Taxpayers for Common Sense] vice president for programs. “The public deserves to know what Congress and the administration are doing with their tax dollars.”

Hear hear.

Maybe, just maybe, if Congress started playing by a new set of ethical rules, their approval rating would start to rise. As it is, the approval rating is now down around 24% and still descending as if it were in a freefall.

Gee, do you think they'll finally get the message when it hits single digits. It will probably be in the single digits by the time the old election rolls around.

Just keep in mind that most of the liberals who are running for office are current office holders. That does not say "good presidential material" to me.

Think of it: if they are members of the same congress (110th) that has 76% of the American taxpayers disapproving of their antics, why would anyone want them to be president?

Clearly, a non-incumbent would have a better chance. Especially if it were someone who is ethical and Christian. And that's my take on that.

Read more from The Hill: http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/7.5b-earmarks-unclaimed-2007-07-17.html

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MOTHER EARTH IS SHAKING AGAIN

This time it's a 6.8 quake in Japan. Problem is, the epicenter is near a 7 tower nuclear power facility.

Ooops. Some water leakage. Some busted pipes. Whole lot of shaking going on.

Are we worried?

I would be, and I don't care who told me there was nothing to be concerned about. They aren't the ones who would be glowing in the dark in the aftermath of all that damage. There were some 1,200 gallons of radioactive water "inadvertently" dumped into the Sea of Japan.

Didn't they say the same thing about Chernobyl at first?

So do you think there will be new species discovered, like super giant squids in non-squid colors?

I like to get out the globe and figure where, if I could extend a line through the globe, where it would come out on the other side. True, there are some scientists who poo-poo that idea, but you just watch. Somewhere off the eastern coast of northern Brazil? We'll see.

In fact, there's a specific theory, the name of which I no longer remember, that purports that this exact thing happens. Listen, I can't remember everything.

Read the Associated Press release picked up by Fox News at: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,289549,00.html

According to the International Herald Tribune, Japan has closed the nuclear facility in question. http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/07/17/news/japan.php

And a whole bunch of drums that contained radioactive stuff fell over and the disgorged its contents. That's definitely not a good thing.

Here's a list of other earthquakes, just for today!

 MAG UTC DATE-TIME
y/m/d h:m:s
LAT
deg
LON
deg
DEPTH
km
Region
MAP2.6 2007/07/17 21:41:2619.388-155.2493.0ISLAND OF HAWAII, HAWAII
MAP5.0 2007/07/17 18:27:51-2.85436.27910.0TANZANIA
MAP5.0 2007/07/17 18:23:2540.22421.39340.0GREECE
MAP2.7 2007/07/17 17:31:2040.569-124.29915.0NORTHERN CALIFORNIA
MAP3.2 2007/07/17 15:11:2152.501-168.03924.2FOX ISLANDS, ALEUTIAN ISLANDS, ALASKA
MAP2.5 2007/07/17 15:05:0355.380-160.75132.0ALASKA PENINSULA
MAP3.8 2007/07/17 14:56:5624.753-109.00110.0GULF OF CALIFORNIA
MAP6.0 2007/07/17 14:10:43-2.58636.2818.0TANZANIA
MAP3.1 2007/07/17 13:54:4437.117-115.2800.0NEVADA
MAP5.5 2007/07/17 13:15:01-7.347103.10630.0SOUTHWEST OF SUMATRA, INDONESIA
MAP2.6 2007/07/17 12:48:3369.279-145.00529.2NORTHERN ALASKA
MAP5.1 2007/07/17 12:42:4613.486120.868116.5MINDORO, PHILIPPINES
MAP2.5 2007/07/17 10:56:5619.382-155.2444.6ISLAND OF HAWAII, HAWAII
MAP6.0 2007/07/17 09:39:35-26.135-177.76954.9SOUTH OF THE FIJI ISLANDS
MAP4.8 2007/07/17 04:13:5024.695-109.01110.0GULF OF CALIFORNIA
MAP4.9 2007/07/17 02:47:2112.014-87.36629.8NEAR THE COAST OF NICARAGUA
MAP4.6 2007/07/17 00:49:4624.535-109.15210.0GULF OF CALIFORNIA
MAP3.1 2007/07/17 00:42:0719.004-63.94058.5VIRGIN ISLANDS REGION
MAP5.1 2007/07/17 00:06:01-49.899117.83910.0WESTERN INDIAN-ANTARCTIC RIDGE

For other earthquakes, go to the USGS site at: http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/quakes_all.php

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4:27 pm 

Saturday, July 14, 2007

FROM THE PAW PAW PATCH --

We're almost absolute "stick a fork in me" done packing up the condo.

Quint is getting pretty keen on saying "this is the last time that..." -- I have no doubt that come Monday morning I will be hearing things like "last time to shave in this bathroom," and "last time we make coffee here," etc. etc.

Moving is hard. Oh, not the packing up stuff. It's the years of joy we've had in our home. Not that we won't have joy and happiness and contentment in our new home. In fact, we are very comfortable and contented when we're there on weekends.

But we'll leave one place to go to another. And truthfully, as long as we're together we'll be happy anywhere.

Today and tomorrow will be gathering up the odds and ends, and, as Quint says, the last time to do a lot of things.

So Monday morning, the movers arrive. Not sure if I'll be able to get a blog posted. But I'll bet I manage to squeeze that in.

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9:03 am 

Friday, July 13, 2007

FROM THE PAW PAW PATCH --

This has been a weird week. It started on Monday when we arrived in Tinley Park about noon only to discover that our DSL had been deactivated.

About ten days ago, Quint called AT&T to let them know that our moving day would be July 16th and at that time, to disconnect the telephone service and the DSL (the two were bundled together).

Well, the phone worked but the DSL had been deactivated on the day Quint called. Except that we didn't know about it because we spent the week in Effingham.

Oh they were chagrined. And they were embarrassed. And they were apologetic. And they promised to have us up and running by Wednesday. That hardly seems logical for a company that prides itself on being ultra-high tech! You need 48 hours to reactivate us?

Well, sorry, sir. It's the best we can do.

And here we are on Friday, at noon, and we're reactivated. Thank you very much. Now don't forget to turn the thing off on 7/16. We aren't going to pay an extra day and if you don't quit harrassing me, I'll sue you for $10 million dollars for all the angst you've put me through.

Right? Well, maybe not. So now, where to begin. So much news. So little time.

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THE STOCK MARKET IS POSTURING ITSELF TO GO OVER THE $14,000 MARK

It might not be today, but it will be soon.

The Dow hit $13,910 in trading. Remember that number because you're going to hear a lot of political rhetoric from the politicians on the left side of the mark telling would be voters that the American economy has gone you know where in a hand basket.

Don't believe them, folks. That new high water mark is a non-inflationary number too.

That's what tax cuts do to an economy. Remember a few years ago when the economy was dragging its heels and Bush proposed a tax cut? The theory was that tax cuts would trigger new growth in the economy. It always works that way. Less tax money going out the door means companies have more money to put back into their businesses.

And that's exactly what they do. New desks for workers. New forklifts for workers. New tools. New new new new new. There are workers manufacturing all that new factory stuff, and then it gets shipped and delivered.

I have no idea how the liberals will be able to paint a gloom and doom picture of the economy since it's chugging along rather robustly. But one thing I know for sure -- they'll figure out a way to twist things around.

But listen, folks. A $14,000 Dow is awesome. Especially when it's coupled with full employment. And it's also coupled with a high percentage of folks who own their own homes.

Oh, for sure, bankruptcies are on the rise too. And home foreclosures. So what's that all about? Well, maybe it means people are living just a bit too high on the hog. Just because the economy is rolling along in record territory does not mean you can go out and buy a $500,000 house if you can't afford it.


But a $14,000 Dow? Wow!

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NEW AP POLL SAYS THAT CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL RATING IS AT 24%

That's a new low.

To put it another way, 76% of Americans disapprove of the way the congressionals are handling the affairs of our government!

For one thing, Senator Barbara Boxer is running around saying things like "impeachment for George Bush should be on the table."

That is total nonsense. Impeachment is reserved for elected officials who commit crimes. -- You know, "high crimes and misdemeanors." And just because Bill Clinton was impeached does not give Barbara Boxer the right to threaten a Republican president. It's not the same as "do unto others."

Bill Clinton was impeached because of high crimes and misdemeanors -- what crime, you may ask? Lying under oath for starters.

That's a crime.

And he was disbarred in the State of Arkansas. I think for a period of five years. He has since been reinstated, but he was, in fact disbarred.

So what do we call "lying under oath?"

Perjury, that's what. Perjury is a crime.

And just what crimes would Barbara Boxer bring against Bush? Let's hear it, Boxer. It's time for you and your ilk to put up or shut up.

Impeach Bush? Indeed! It's a lot easier to sit on the sidelines and yammer away with idle little threats than to come forward with a charge. Mainly because there is no charge that you could bring against this president.

So just go away.

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OPEN MIKES -- NOW THEY'VE CAUGHT HILLARY AND EDWARDS

A Fox News reporter captured these two actually talking about how to get the numbers of the Democratic presidential down to a smaller, more serious number.

Guess they don't like the whole field hogging all that air time in debates. Better to just have the two of them with mikes.

How arrogant can you be, Hillary and Edwards.

Don't forget Obama. Are you classifying him as someone not so serious. I'd be careful about that, if I were you. He outfunded his campaign in the 2nd quarter, way past either one of you.

Actually, all that hot air going into the open mikes from the likes of you two will make it just that much easier for the conservatives to make a good commercial about how arrogant you both are.

So in that regard, I say keep it up!

See you at the polls, oh buffoony ones.

That was a stupid stunt. And arrogant. You're going to find out what the American people do to arrogant politicians.

Next thing I know your public relations mouthpieces are going to try to explain everything away and try to make it sound like you meant something else.

Yeah, right!

(Read more at: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1865498/posts)

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1:08 pm 

Sunday, July 8, 2007

FROM THE PAW PAW PATCH --

I am happy to say that the ant problem is no more. And the snails have moved to other places -- except the ones that hung around for happy hour and beer, then fell into the butter tub. 

We head back north tomorrow morning. We'll probably leave about eight in the morning. That would be right after the garbage collectors make their weekly visit and Quint gets our garbage can back where it belongs. Three hours later, we will be back in the office for our last week, then Monday, the 16th the movers show up to cart up, lock stock and barrel back down here to stay.

Oh, we'll make trips north again -- we have a daughter and her family in New Lenox, and my sister in Evergreen Park. All good reasons to make the trip north.

We watched The Illusionist on TV last night. It's a really good story. If you haven't seen it yet, it's on On Demand -- Starz, I think. I love a good mystery. And there's a twist at the end that you probably would never expect.

And now for some headlines. Yesterday was the big deal Concert Earth or something like that. So we'll see. That, and other stories before we get a shelf put up in Quint's hardware store area of the basement. I say that because he has the world's largest screwdriver collection.

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MADONNA SHOULD LIVE WHAT SHE PREACHES

But then, that's the hypocrisy of all the Hollywood types. And you can still call her a Hollywood type even if she does live in Britain. "Save the planet?" Indeed. She's reportedly using 100x the carbon footprint as ordinary Brits and she wants to haul her you know what in front of a live audience and preach about saving the planet.

Read the Reuters article at: http://ca.today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyID=2007-07-08T112412Z_01_L06597373_RTRIDST_0_ENTERTAINMENT-CONCERT-COL.XML

This entire Live Earth concert was a bust pretty much around the world.

Hmmmm. I wonder why.

Do you think it could be that logical, well-meaning people are siding with the scientific community that is saying that the global warming is part of a climate chance cycle that is not caused by us humans who live here on Earth?

A really interesting video produced by Australians is hot-linked on my home page. It's 51 minutes long and it refutes the people-caused phenomenon of global warming.

But in the meantime, Al Gore will be taking potshots at all who disagree with his point of view.
 
Hang it up, Al. You are not the center of the universe. And neither is the earth. Copernicus refuted that claim years ago.

We are all at the mercy of the solar cycles, specially, Coronal Mass Ejections.

If you want to get some pretty basic information about how solar activities, and CMEs, affect the earth, go to this NOAA article: http://www.sec.noaa.gov/primer/primer.html -- there's also some awesome photos of CMEs at the site also.

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THE VOTES HAVE BEEN COUNTED -- NEW LIST OF 7 WONDERS OF THE WORLD

First on the list is the 4,500 mile Great Wall of China.

I guess I'm surprised that the Great Pyramid at Giza didn't make the cut.

Nothing in the United States made the list of 7.

South America has Rio with the 125 foot statue of Christ. But we have a 198 foot cross in Effingham. That ought to be worth at least an honorable mention.

The list also includes:

• Petra in Jordan

• Brazil's statue of Christ the Redeemer

• Peru's Machu Picchu

• Mexico's Chichen Itza pyramid

• The Colosseum in Rome

• India's Taj Maha

If you want to refresh your memory as to what these wonders are and they look like, there's a photo gallery at:  http://www.cnn.com/2007/TRAVEL/07/06/seven.wonders/index.html

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AND HERE COMES THE CARBON TAX

Congress proposes a 50 cent per gallon tax. The new tax is being proposed by House Energy and Commerce Committee Chairman John Dingell (D-Mich.).

In an article pubished in The Hill, Dingell says he doesn't think the American taxpayers will be willing to bear the cost of the carbon tax but he's just kind of trying to see how it will fly.

Excuse me?

Doesn't he remember all those e-mails and telephone calls that jammed switchboards and voice mails a week or so ago about the immigration bill that the senate tried to shimmy through and get past the voters?

Read more at: http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/dingell-to-propose-50-cent-gasoline-tax-increase-2007-07-07.html

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THE HOUSE RECONVENES ON TUESDAY AT 2 PM

Ah yes, they'll be hurrying back to Washington from their rubber chicken circuit riding in their districts, and all those golf outings, and kissing babies, etc.

The House starts back to work on Tuesday afternoon. That's in keeping with Nancy Pelosi's promise to get a 5-day work week out of the congressionals. But that promise went the way of all the other political promises -- into the "dead promise file."

The House is taking a long weekend because of their Independence Day retreat/vacation/work-in-the-district stuff.

And they don't have anything scheduled by way of committee meetings on Tuesday either. So just exactly what will our most august congressionals be doing? Who knows?

Probably won't be taking any phone calls from taxpayers, though. They don't like to do that anymore. We ask too many snoopy questions about what they're up to.

The senate will convene on Monday, July 9, even if it's at 2 pm. Is that the beginning of the workday for congressionals?

Has anybody ever heard of starting the workday at 9 am? Who said they could work the afternoon shift? We don't have flex time under the Dome.

On second thought, I guess we do. At least they seem to think so. But then, our congressionals have somehow gotten the misguided notion that they are the ruling royal class in America.

I can't wait for November 2008.

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JANEREINHEIMER.COM IS A 24-HOUR SITE NOW, AND AD CLICKS ARE INCREASING

Apparently, five o'clock in the morning is when all you readers are getting some shut-eye. At least for now, that's the only hour of the day that we're not getting readers to the site. No doubt that will change as the month progresses.

But what really surprises me is the number of clicks on the ads. I don't pick the ads so I'm always curious about the topics of the ads. Somehow I think they're related to the blogs posted for the day because the ad topics change as the blog topics change.

I'm not quite sure how the ads work but I can get a report every day of how many clicks were made on how many ads and it gets re-translated into pennies per click. I don't think clickers have to actually buy anything, just click. Actual purchases probably get more than pennies, I'd imagine.

But at any rate, I'd like to thank all of you for continuing to read the blogs every day. And thank you, too, for your e-mails. Just remember, though, when you send me an e-mail to put some kind of tie to the blogs in the subject line. I do not open e-mails unless I know who you are.

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AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, THERE'S FRED THOMPSON

Not yet an official candidate, but sounding more like it everyday, Fred Thompson is out there making speeches and wowing audiences.

Fox News says he energized a group of young people who had gathered to listen to him in Hollywood, Florida. He was speaking before the Young Repubicans National Convention.

While it may be true that young people generally don't go to the polls on election day, this group of Young Republicans is one group that will.

And they like what they hear from Fred Thompson.

Actually, I do too. The more I hear, the more I'd like to see him in the White House.

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9:43 am 

Friday, July 6, 2007

FROM THE PAW PAW PATCH --

Now that the snails are under control, we are besieged with ants.

The little critters remind me of anxieties -- if you don't get all the way to the root cause of the hidden fears, anxieties will attach to something else. Fear or tornados can shift to fear of spiders, or ants, or whatever. All the while, that fearful little shadow lives hidden in the cave of our psyche. That is, unless you figure out just exactly where the fear is coming from.

But back to the ants. We've lived on the second floor in the condominium for so many years -- nearly thirty -- that we've forgotten what it's like to live on the ground floor so close to Mother Nature.

So I sprinkled some Tide -- my grandma's trick -- onto the counter tops and let them run around in it, get it all over their little feet, and track it back to their nest. That is, those that made it out of the Tide.

This morning was a mop-up. Haven't seen a single ant yet today.

The Eagles Nest is really shaping up. Quint has pulled out the carpet and I washed and waxed the floor. It has a gorgeous shine to it. Today I'm going to paint the part of the window sill between the window and the storm window. Then I'll wash the curtains and sheers and rehang them. Then, voila, we're ready for the furniture on the 16th.

We planted two more rose bushes by the front door. That gives us four out there. Then we mulched them and hosed everything down. I use newspapers for the underlayment before the mulch goes on. It works like a charm. If you use about four or five sheets thick, then put the mulch on top of that, it really keeps the weeds out.

We're going to town to pay the water bill, mail a couple of thank you notes for people who remembered my birthday, run by the police department to see what the burning rules are. Then we're going to have lunch at one of the restaurants in town. Nice buffet.

Then I'll come back and post a few blogs after I have a chance to read some of the headline stories.

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AL GORE'S LIVE AID CONCERTS OUGHT TO RAKE IN ZILLIONS FOR HIS NONPROFIT "SAVE THE PLANET AWARENESS" ORGANIZATION

Call me a sourpuss if you want to, but the big superstars flying around the world have flown over 222,000 miles -- in the aggregate -- to get to their song stages.

That's nearly nine times the circumference of the earth.

How many carbon footprints do you think they are using up to bring Gore's music of planetary disaster set to music?

Well, according to the London Daily Mail, that number would be 31,500 tons of carbon emissions if you count in all the performers and the audience members.

Am I missing something here or is Al Gore just being an attention-getting media hog again?

Read the entire store in this article, if you want more noteworthy details -- tra la la -- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1861989/posts

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UH OH, HILLARY'S CAMPAIGN FINANCE CHAIRMAN FORGOT TO FILL OUT THE FORMS PROPERLY -- HE'S INDICTED -- DO YOU THINK SHE'LL BE INDICTED TOO?

Let's see now. I have a business administration undergrad too. Let's pretend that I applied for the job of Campaign Manager for Hillary's reelection as New York's senator. It might go something like this:

Hillary: How well do you know campaign finance laws?

Me: Oh, I'm very familiar with them.

Hillary: Can I trust you to keep my campaigns absolutely pristine with no hanky panky at all? You know those other guys are always looking for the slightest little bitty infraction of even the most mundane breach of ethics and campaign laws.

Me: I certainly understand that. I certainly agree with both the letter and the spirit of the campaign laws in the United States. Your campaign finances will be absolutely in order.

Hillary: What if I want to look at the records at any time?

Me: They're your records and they will always be available to you at any time.

Hillary: What about all those high flying high rolling Hollywood types? Will you keep me posted especially about how those donations are coming in?

Me: Absolutely.

Hillary: Well, I certainly don't want to be embarrassed by asking the same people to donate more than once, especially if they've reached their annual cap-off.

Me: I'll give you a weekly list of donations as they're coming in, if you like.

Hillary: I'd defintely like that. But I think I'd prefer having that list every day. I like to keep track of how the money is flowing in.

Me: Of course. Not a problem.

Hillary: You don't get creative with records, do you? You know, it's my neck, not yours that will be in the indictment noose.

Me: Oh, I understand completely. I keep a perfectly honest and accurate set of records. You'll never have to worry about an indictment with me at the cash register.

Hillary: That sounds great. It sounds like we are going to work together as long as you promise to be perfectly honest with me. All the time.

Me: Of course.

And that's how campaign workers are hired.

Now Hillary is going to break press with an absolute denial of any of the wrongdoings and goings-on by her former campaign finance chairman.

Tsk tsk tsk. Let the little employee be the fall guy.

He goes to jail, and Hillary actually believes that she's going to the White House.

NBC broke the story with all the little details at this site: http://www.wnbc.com/politics/4063107/detail.html

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11:21 am 

Thursday, July 5, 2007

FROM THE PAW PAW PATCH --

We installed the ceiling fan in the Eagles Nest without mishap. I probably shouldn't say this for fear of jinxing future installations, but we're getting pretty good at such installations.

Quint got me a handy-dandy power screwdriver (pretty orange Black & Decker) for Christmas last year. And for Mothers Day, he got me a battery powered Dremmel. It has a zillion attachments, although we did have to go back to the hardware store for a drill bit set so I could make pilot holes for the shelf brackets.

We have put up -- and are continuing to put up -- lots of shelves in basement areas. My power tools come in really handy for that. Quint still uses his tried and true electric drill and electric screwdriver.

Later this afternoon I'm going to get some kitty litter and use as a mulch around my Asiatic lilies. I read in another gardening magazine "tip column" that snails do not like bumpy terrain to crawl over. So between the kitty litter and the beer in the evening, I ought to get them under control pretty quick here.

Since I can't get my hands on crushed seashells, the kitty litter is the second choice.

I continue to declare war on Japanese Beetles. I saw one on the wing yesterday before the rains started. It landed on a most beautiful white, fully blooming rose. I ran for the Sevin and gave him a quick little squirt. He rolled off the rose and landed in the mulch, kicking little feet in the air. Then he was no more. Now he's part of the mulch and will become fertilizer. The rose can now feed on him/her. Waste nothing in nature.

My big project today is to wash and wax the hardwood floor in the Eagles Nest. Carpeting had hidden the beautiful reddish honey-colored hardwood. Then the Eagles Nest will be ready to receive my desk, lateral file and a couple of side chairs when the movers bring all the rest of our stuff down from the office in Tinley Park on the 16th.

The place is shaping up. We have truly enjoyed a week's "vacation" down here. So this is what retirement is going to be like. For a couple of "oldies," this is going to be just great.

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45 MUSLIM DOCTORS COOKED UP TERROR PLOT IN U.S.

In an article released by the Telegraph in the U.K., the terrorists had this to say about this monstrous plan: "...We are 45 doctors and we are determined to undertake jihad and take the battle inside America...."

The terrorists went on to say that one of their initial sites would be the home port of the Kennedy. No doubt, they are talking about the USS John F. Kennedy in Jacksonville, Florida.

The article goes on to describe the activities three of the terrorists who were recruiting other terrorists over the internet. They've been busy cooking up their demonic little plans for some time, apparently.

And yes, they espouse some kind of allegiance to bin-Laden's jihadist ideals of blowing up the entire western civilization, it appears.

Read the chilling account from the Telegraph at: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/07/05/nterror405.xml

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GORE'S SON LIKES TO GO FAST

If he likes to go so fast, maybe he should consider flying. Oh, wait, he was flying. Kind of close to the bottom edge of the air, though.

Even on Orange County (California) freeways, you can't drive 100 mph. Even if your father is named Al Gore. Even if you're a Prius. None of that will get you any speeding credits from the California Highway Patrol.

So he got pulled over for speeding. What was he thinking when he floored his little toot-toot mobile? A free pass because his name was Gore?

But wait! The officer smelled the wafting aroma of marijuana. That gave him probable cause for a search.

Then, lo and behold, guess what else was in the car? Prescription drugs including Valium, Xanax, Vicodin, Adderall and Soma. There were no prescriptions found... http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN0428148420070705?feedType=RSS&rpc=22&sp=true

So let's see, why would a person need two different anti-anxieties like Valium and Xanax, a pretty potent pain killer like Vicodin, and an ADD/ADHD medication like Adderal, and Soma -- a muscle relaxant. Hmmmm.

He managed to post his $20,000 bond at 2:15 a.m. and is now on his way to rehab.

Now, I'm no fan of Al Gore's, but for his son's sake, I hope he can get his mess worked out. That is a lot of drugs to have in your going-to-a-party bag. Someone should say a big prayer of thanks to God Almighty that this 24 year-old didn't go home and down those drugs with Absolut.

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AND JUST WHO IS CRITICIZING THE BUSH WHITE HOUSE FOR MAKING ONE PARDON FOR SCOOTER LIBBY?

None other than former president, Bill Clinton. In an Associated Press release from Iowa, the Bill said, "You've got to understand, this is consistent with their philosophy; they believe that they should be able to do what they want to do, and that the law is a minor obstacle."

Read article at: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,288194,00.html

Don't these people realize that making such a ridiculous statement will end up as a sound byte?

It could something like this: Follow the quote from the paragraph above, then another sound byte of Clinton saying, "I did not have sex with that woman." Then go to another clip showing the vote for Clinton's impeachment for lying under oath to prosecutors.

Well, friends, George W. Bush may not be "Washington chic," like the Clintons and he'd never get on Pelosi's A-list, but you can sure that there are no little interns running around bragging that they bedded down the Chief Executive in the Oval Office, or anywhere else for that matter.

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12:32 pm 

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO ALL AMERICANS -- AND TO ALL WHO ARE WAITING TO GET ON THE FREEDOM TRAIN!


FROM THE PAW PAW PATCH --

I am happy to report that beer does work for the snail pestilence. One of the three containers that were filled is covered on the bottom with former snails. The other two containers are turned over and emptied out.

What that means, I'm not sure of.

Maybe there's a besotted skunk roaming around. We did become aware late last night that there was a skunk in the neighborhood. Maybe he drank all the beer in the two containers and wandered off to the woods at the back of the property. And then attacked the air with his don't-mess-with-me-fragrance.

I thought Japanese beetles and those ugly little green worms on tomatoes would be the worst of things for my backyard gardening experience. Snails never entered into my compute.

It does appear, though, that Quint has won the battle with the squirrels. He upended a plastic wastebasket on the pole of the shepherd's hook just underneath the bird feeding station.

On the first day, a couple of the squirrels did try to climb the pole and they got up the wastebasket and couldn't maneuver around it. It has been four days now and the squirrels have relegated themselves to eating on the ground with whatever generosities the little birds throw out of the feeder to the ground below.

Feeding birds is one of Quint's joys. We couldn't feed wild animals when we lived in the condominium. Rules said "no no." And it made sense because birds weren't the only wild things that got into the bird chow. Raccoons were in abundant supply and they would somehow get into the attics of the buildings and make very expensive nests. Did a lot of damage.

So much for the report from the wild side of Illinois. Now I'll take a look at other wild things -- like politicians and terrorists. Actually not all politicians are wild. Some have rather genteel, statesmanlike qualities, but they are few and far between.

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LIVE EARTH CONCERT ONLY SOLD HALF THE TICKETS IN HAMBURG

Just 22,000 concert tickets have been gobbled up -- and most of those are being given away to tourists as a way of hyping good old Al Gore's panic stream about global warming's man-made causes.

Scientists especially are weighing in on the side of scientific inquiry, not political rhetoric.

Global warming, yes. Man-made, no.

Get real. The sun goes through these cycles. Has been doing so for eons. Will continue to do so by all calculations.

So who's going to volunteer to take a giant water hose on a space ship to the sun to cool it down. I think we ought to send Al Gore. But where would he stand? And how much water would he need? Probably all of the Atlantic Ocean, for starters.

Read this articlel published by the National Association of Manufacturers: http://blog.nam.org/archives/2007/07/live_earth_in_h.php

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GORDON BROWN WANTS ALL DOCTORS CHECKED OUT

And that's what the MI5 (Britain's equivalent to the FBI) is doing right now.

It seems that 40% of the medical doctors in the National Health Service are foreign born.

Then there were those failed bomb attempts in London. And a car bomb at the airport in Glasgow. All the people rounded up in connection with those events were doctors, or people with medical training of some sort.

Hmmmm. Don't foreign doctors also have to take a Hippocratic Oath before they can start practicing medicine? Wouldn't being a part of a terrorist cell that was cooking up a bomb with the plan to kill hundreds of people violate that oath?

And what about the foreign born doctors here in the United States? Has anybody checked them out?

I think we ought to follow Britain's lead and start asking really snoopy questions of any and all foreigners who want into this country for any reason.

News article was published in www.news.scotsman.com. Here's the link for this particular story: http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=1042682007

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5.1 EARTHQUAKE IN IRAN SHAKES THINGS UP A BIT

So far just a bunch of rattling roofs in Behabad, a town of about 10,000 people. It follows another quake of 4.7.

No casualties. Not much damage unless, of course, it's your house that's got big cracks in it.

In that event, it's a major problem.

Iran has several fault lines running through it. Makes for a wiggly land mass.

Article reported in the Scotsman: http://news.scotsman.com/latest_international.cfm?id=1042692007

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AND THIS JUST IN FROM COUSIN ALICE STUBBE:

A NEW  DOCTOR...WHO DOESN'T RUN A BUNCH OF EXPENSIVE TESTS..

A woman went  to the GP's group, where she was seen by a young, new doctor.

After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her  she was
pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor  screaming.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem  was; after listening
to her story, he calmed her down and sat her down in  another room.

Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the  first doctor's room.

"What's wrong with you?" he demanded. "This  woman is 63 years old , she has
two grown children and several  grandchildren, and you told her she was
pregnant?!!"

The new doctor  continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up
said:

"Does she still have the  hiccups?"

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AND THIS JUST IN FROM COUSIN MARK STUBBE:

UNITED STATES MAP - Short But Good!

 

 A father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by His little girl, Shelby. She wanted to know what the United States looked like.

Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on which was printed the map of the country. Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it To Shelby and said, "Go into the other room and see if you can put this Together. This will show you our whole country today."

 

After a few minutes, Shelby returned and handed him the map, correctly fitted and taped together. The father was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly. "Oh," she said, "on the other side of the Paper is a picture of Jesus. When I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, then our country just came together."

 

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And I'll leave you with this YouTube funny to make your day. It's a song performed by Aaron Wilburn entitled If My Nose Was Running Money. Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egCeIwjIuZM

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9:14 am 

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

FROM THE PAW PAW PATCH --

Imagine my grrrrr when I found that my Asiatic Lilies are infested with either snails or slugs. Don't know which. They're little black things and they are ugly. My handy dandy book called Garden Essentials says that snails love beer. In fact, they'll drink themselves to death.

The recommendation is to take a butter tub and dig a little hole at the base of the infested plant just so that the plastic "dish" has only about a half an inch exposed above ground, then fill it with beer. Since snails are night wanderers, it's apparently better to do this at the end of the day. Guess you could call it the snail's version of happy hour.

We're off today to get a six-pack for the little slime balls that are living on my yet-to-bloom lilies.

I need some beer anyway for Italian Beef that I'm cooking up tomorrow. If you have a crock pot, you have to try this recipe.

ITALIAN BEEF
Pour 2 12-ounce cans of beer into a crock pot. Dissolve two Italian Seasonings envelopes and stir to make sure all the spices and flavorings are dissolved nicely. Then put in a 4 pound roast and let it cook for about 5 hours. It is absolutely delicious. Pulls apart with a fork. And you have a nice, sturdy au jus for dipping. Pick up some sturdy rolls at the store and pile the beef on.

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BUSH GRANTS EXECUTE CLEMENCY TO SCOOTER LIBBY

Oh the firestorm of outrage from Hillary. She said, "In this [Bush's] administration, cronyism and ideology trump competence and justice." 

In an article released today by the Associated Press, http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CIA_LEAK_QUOTES?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2007-07-02-20-24-17 a lot of presidential contenders were quoted. They were predominantly from Democratic politicians with the exception of Fred Thompson, Rudy Giuliana and Roy Blunt from Missouri.

Hillary didn't say much, though, about her husband's list of pardons. It forgives everything from "knowingly making under oath a false declaration regarding a material fact before a Grand Jury (Joseph A. Yasack, 1988)," to lots of drug distribution charges, mail fraud, bank fraud, assault with a dangerous weapon, and a long list of other convicted felons that were sentenced to prison. 

Clinton even pardoned someone all the way back to a sentencing date of 1891 for a court martial (Henry Flipper) for conduct unbecoming an officer.

To read the entire list of Clinton's pardons, go to this Department of Justice file at http://www.usdoj.gov/pardon/clintonpardon_grants.htm. I didn't count them but it looks like hundreds of individual pardons.

Now, what was it that Hillary said about cronyism?

You can read her comment and those of all her presidential wannabee buddies at this AP site: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CIA_LEAK_QUOTES?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2007-07-02-20-24-17

So just how is executive clemency different from a presidential pardon? Keep in mind that Bush did not pardon Libby.

Granting Libby clemency will allow him to proceed with his appeal. It just isn't all that unusual for a person to be out of jail while a case in going through the appeals process.

Like, for instance, Kenneth Lay. Lay eventually had a heart attack and died before his appeal was finished, but he definitely was not in jail or under house arrest or anything like that. In fact, he was in some nice resort in Colorado.

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WOW! THE SAUDIS HAVE BEEN BUSY ROUNDING UP TERRORISTS

While presidential wannabee Jonathan Edwards says there is no such thing as global terrorism, the Saudis -- on the other hand -- have rounded up about 9,000 terrorists linked to al-Quaeda since 2003. They still have over 3,000 in custody.

Breitbart ran the article at http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=070702091224.1misxgx2&show_article=1.

The Saudis figure they were successful in frustrating some 180 terrorist plots.

You can be sure they are going to continue to beef up their security. The terrorists would just love to do anything they can to disrupt the oil supply going to all parts of the world.

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IS THAT A SOUR NOTE OR IS THE FAT LADY JUST SINGING?

Ron Goldman's family just won a stupendous battle in Miami courts. They bought the rights to O.J. Simpson's failed publication If I Did It.

Goldman's father plans to re-release the book and call it Confessions of a Double Murderer.

Goldman also won own the copyright, media rights and movie rights. They also acquired Simpson's name, likeness, life story and right of publicity in connection with the book, according to court documents.

The story was run on CNN.com. You can read the details, if you're interested, at http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/07/03/simpson.suit.ap/index.html.

If you recall, Simpson was acquitted of the murders of his wife, Nicole, and Ron Goldman. Goldman's father went into civil court and got a $33 million judgment against Simpson that has yet to be satisfied.

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NOW CHINESE BABY FOOD AND FAKE BLOOD SHIPMENTS SEIZED

40% of 100 children's snacks -- including soft drinks, candied fruits, gelatin desserts and some types of crackers have too many additives in them. And some of the sweet little goodies have too much artificial sweeteners in them.

As if that weren't bad enough, some 420 bottles of fake blood protein were also seized.

So far it doesn't look like any of these items have gotten into the U.S. market, but how would you know? China sells to U.S. distributors and that's the address information that's on the food labels. Nowhere on the label does it say anything about whether an item is actually manufactured in China.

I'm limited by how much I can quote under the fair use doctrine of copyright laws, but you can take a look at the entire article on Fox News at http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,287868,00.html.

If you have any questions as to whether any items you may be purchasing are coming from China or not, I would go to the company's web site. I am especially leery of food items, especially baby foods.

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9:30 am 

Monday, July 2, 2007

FROM THE PAW PAW PATCH -- We are 99.5% moved to our little Shangrila in central Illinois. We're spending the 4th of July week here in our new home getting things ready for the final surge which will be July 16th when the office furniture gets moved here. At the end of this week, we'll head back to Tinley Park for the last week of client sessions.

So this week our things to do list includes -- you guessed it -- painting one of the bedrooms upstairs where my desk and a couple of bookcases are moving to. Then a ceiling fan is going to be installed up there. And a ceiling fan will be installed in the laundry area. And about 25 other smaller tasks that we'll get done, hopefully, this week.

Then we'll be southerners, as Brian Drees, the plumbing contractor says. Except that I grew up in Paducah, Kentucky, so I was already a southerner -- and proud of it, I'll have you know.

And so for that. Now let's see what the congressionals are up to.

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McDERMOTT (D-Wash) WANTS TO IMPEACH VP CHENEY

Impeachment. That's allowed when an elected official is guilty of "high crimes and misdemeanors."

In an article written by Chris Good in The Hill this morning, "McDermott cited Cheney’s refusal to cooperate with the Information Security Oversight Office (ISOO), which, pursuant to an order signed by President Clinton, oversees the handling of classified documents by executive agencies. McDermott denounced a 2004 claim that Cheney’s office is not part of the executive branch."

Sounds to me like there's a challenge to a constitutional definition to determine duties of office. Is that a high crime or misdemeanor? Doesn't sound like it to me.

What do you think?

Read the entire article at: http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/mcdermott-to-cheney-resign-or-face-impeachment-2007-06-29.html

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OBAMA SAYS HE'S COLLECTED $32 MILLION IN 2ND QUARTER

And that's $5 million more than Hillary.

So what's he saying? Because he got more money, he's gonna be president?

Does more money really mean more voters?

It seems to me like all these candidates are out there just raising money. I have yet to hear any one of them come up with a plan that they, as a potential president, would have the authority to bring to fruition.

Everything that comes out of their mouths falls into either one of two categories: 1) It's all George Bush's fault, including global warming which the scientific community is leaning toward solar activity as the cause, or 2) they are going to lower taxes, "fix" the mean old conservative domination of talk radio, and a zillion other things that they would not, as president, have the constitutional authority to do.

Oh, for sure, they will tell you that they plan to put all these fixes in because they are going to work "hand in hand" with their colleagues across the aisle.

But wait. That's what they said in 2006. It's not happening.

Since all the Democratic candidates are part of the house and senate majority party, don't you think that if they could get anything done, it would be now when they have the majority?

If they can't do it now, they sure as heck aren't going to be able to do it after the Republicans take back the house and the senate and keep the White House in 2008.

That's my prediction. I believe that the conservatives are going to get the voter support they need because people are getting pretty sick and tired of a bunch of politicians who can do little else but blame somebody else if something doesn't suit them.

Hey, that's what adolescents do. If something goes wrong, the first tactic is to look around for someone to blame.

But a mature adult sees a problem and sets about trying to find a solution.

The congressionals -- especially the presidential wannabees -- fall into the blame category.

They're a bunch of big whiny babies. And they want your vote. But if they can't get your vote, they'll be perfectly happy to take your money.

Read more: http://thehill.com/campaign-2008/obamas-32.5-million-beat-clinton-in-second-quarter-2007-07-01.html

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CONGRESSIONALS SAY: THERE IS NO GLOBAL TERRORISM. WELL, SAYING IT DOESN'T MAKE IT SO

I guess the congressionals are just so filled with themselves that they actually believe saying something makes it a fact.

Like when they said not too long ago that there just isn't a global war on terror.

How grossly unfortunate that these nitwits would put an entire culture of our United States at risk. And what a shame that they think -- in their delusion -- that they are representing the people of the United States.

Well, after fire-bomb car at the Glasgow Airport in Scotland and the two foiled, but connected car bombs in London, a great big huge connection to a global war on terror and fanatical Islamic terrorists exist.

In an article by Hassan Butt in today's London Daily Mail, comments as a former Islamic radical. He explained it this way:

"For centuries, the reasoning of Islamic jurists has set down rules of interaction between Dar ul-Islam (the Land of Islam) and Dar ul-Kufr (the Land of Unbelief) to cover almost every matter of trade, peace and war.

"But what radicals and extremists do is to take this two steps further. Their first step has been to argue that, since there is no pure Islamic state, the whole world must be Dar ul-Kufr (The Land of Unbelief).

"Step two: since Islam must declare war on unbelief, they have declared war upon the whole world."

Doesn't that say global to you?

Think about that when you hear all the politicos running around saying there is no global war on terror.

Let's make sure we get someone in the White House who takes all this terrorist stuff very seriously. I want to be safe and I want my children and grandchildren to be safe. And I want everyone I love to be safe.

And I especially want Christians everywhere to be safe in the practice of their Christian faith without having to worry about some radical Islamic saying we are "unbelievers."

There's a lot more information at this web site:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=465570&in_page_id=1770

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